Worst Hanzo Ever




The dunkmaster kept getting countered by a winston and reaper so he went hog but would switch to widow at the beginning of each round and get fucked and after we got 2-2 i just asked him nicely to switch because we could win.

chris and i also were saying dunky references at the beginning of the game and we didnt even know it was dunkey

I think you missed the point of the video. If the point of the video was “I am a God at this game” yes, editing the clips together would be dumb. But the point of the video is that people are trying to enforce a meta with exact picks for one single comp over and over, and he gets triple/quad kills and victory screens with the pick they told him not to pick. In other words, stop telling people what to play.

Suggest what you think they should play once, then make the most of what you have. The majority of ‘suggestions’ I hear though are “pick reinheardt so I can have a shield to have more fun, I can’t be bothered to tank.”

I was in a game on Hollywood with a guy who autolocked Symmetra on both attack and defense. One of our teammates (a Rein, I think) immediately started going off on him, but another teammate stepped in as the round was about to start with a “Remember, start all your games by telling your teammates they’re shit!” I made a silly comment after that and we were underway.




At some point Reinhardt went back to yelling at Symm, but we somehow ended up winning that game. I don’t know if the Symmetra did jack shit (to be honest, I don’t think so) but after that I’ve become less judgmental of people’s picks. We won, and it was entertaining to say the least. Is just game, you know?

I won’t get mad at specific picks, but I will say things like “I would like another healer” or “I would love a Reinhardt in this team.” Not asking any specific player, not harping on the person who picked Widow or Hanzo, just trying to get a better overall team.

If I want someone to switch, I only ever phrase it in the form of “hey we need someone to switch to X to counter X” never in the form of “you’re a garbage Hanzo and you need to switch.”

This is honestly why I haven’t played the game in over 3 weeks. The constant “I know everything don’t play that character” attitude is really getting out of hand. I get that in ranked team comp is really important but there are instances where someone is just a freak of nature with a certain character.

If the team is doing really bad after a period of time then yeah throw out some suggestions but at the start of the match just see how things pan out.




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